I can’t believe I am doing it again…

Now don’t take that to mean I am dreading what I am going to do, it’s just that anyone that knows me knows that my last marriage devastated me when it ended and I swore that I would not get married again unless it was really really right. Well, it is really really right with Nancy so we will turn our living in sin into an honest relationship and tie the knot…

Las Vegas Style Baby!!!

We will go get the license in a Pink Cadillac, we will take it over to Viva Las Vegas and have Elvis hitch us up, with Frank Sinatra singing “It Had To Be You”, as Nancy comes down the aisle. No big room for the reception… lunch at the Pepper Mill… Ending with pictures in front of the Las Vegas Sign with the Caddy and everything else.

We have a bunch of other “kitsch” things in mind too, so it should be a fun and wild Las Vegas Wedding. (Oh, how bout a piglet with wings leading the procession… get it...) We are determined to have this be a light and fun affair, no serious moments, because we think people take events like this way to seriously. We just want it to be fun and silly.

So… here is the invite…

May 26, 2009, about 1:00 pm
(that’s a Tuesday, but it is half way between our birthdays so we won’t forget)
Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel (more info later)

Come in your most outrageous 60’s cloths, because we want this to be an old school Las Vegas Wedding.

Let me know, there will be “Pink Champaign On Ice”. It should a fun day!

PS… We will probably be registered at Target.... more info to follow.

... But I guess Hilary has not gotten the message yet. Maybe it needs to be spelled out for her. So, just in case Hilary is reading my notorious blog or even one of her sycophants, here are the reasons it is over:

• Obama will win the popular vote
• Obama has won the most states and you cannot catch him in this.
• Obama is leading in elected delegates and you cannot catch up.
• Obama is leading in super-delegates and picking up more every day.
• Even your wins are losses at this point.
• Edwards delegates are likely to move to Obama now.
• You’re out of money.
• No one is contributing anymore.
• Do you really want to fund your campaign from your pocket? Because if you do we all know you will find some way of gouging the tax payers out of the money so that you can pay yourself back, and lady, I am not a democrat and I do not want to pay for your campaign.
• Everyone else has moved on, your the only one fighting for a position that is not attainable. Just look around you, you’re being abandoned.
• I want to have it over so I do not have to hear your and your whiny voice and the deluded spins from your equally deluded sycophants.

I bet that there are pundits that could find a lot more reasons to have you quit. But you don’t care or you are so self deluded that you are the only one (and maybe your equally deluded, lying, intern diving husband) who doesn’t see that the campaign is over. Just look at you on the interview… I swear you think it is still January or something. Wake up!

Maybe you do not see the damage you are doing… every time you speak you are risking a chance to misspeak and offering the Republican a talking point. Every day you go on you add to the swing vote the Republicans will get as you convince another white urban woman working hard that the black man can’t handle the job so fervently that she will vote McCain rather than Democratic. You are loosing brownie points by the hour, you’re not even going to be offered the VP position (that you would turn down anyway because your ego can’t play second banana).

The wounds that you have created because of your negative campaigning will be felt through the whole year. You have basically written the play book for the 527 groups that will attack Obama; you’ve shown them the way, they will see the light and smear him hard because we now know that Obama is the kind of guy who would rather see the bully walk away than engage too vigorously. He’s going to get slammed so hard that McCain will just have to sit back and watch the whole thing happen and we will be subject to months more of Jeremiah Wright and ridiculous “elitist” accusations. Thanks so much.

So maybe I should do a Karnak and pull this from the pickle jar: [drum roll please...] “Swing some clout, just one shout, then home to pout” and the question is… what are the next three things Senator Clinton will do in this campaign?

Yeah, you’ll be on the road in September, on the road home to obscurity. You won’t bother to campaign for Obama and that will ensure that you will forever after be a non-entity in politics as people remember and see your pandering for what it was ... pandering, and we all realize we are beyond that pandering politics of the past. And you, Senator Clinton are the politics of the past. Study some history, study some sociology, then look back at the changes that happen after century marks and now especially the millennium transitions… you are the past.

Well, well… seems that the folks in England have seen the censored light and have released a bunch of documents about their own UFO sightings. Not that it will do any good to prove any case at all, I am sure the documents are heavily censored and reports from only the finest crackpots. So what are we going to learn? HAHAHAHAHAH yeah… right…

Personally, I think there are billions of galaxies, and billions of stars in those galaxies, and lots of planets around each of the stars so somewhere there has to be life other than us, even if it is only by monkey chance. (You know, get a million monkeys together and have them pound on typewriters and eventually they will spell out the genetic code.) Whether there is one of these other cultures in our area, who knows. If there is another culture out there, what are the odds they are more advanced than us? If they are more advanced, why would they bother with us? And if they did bother with us, what makes us think that we would be here to talk about it.

So, what can we conclude from this admittedly absurd line of logic? Wel, if there are aliens out there and it looks like there are, we are not alone. If they have come here, they probably have been here for a long time or at least looking in for a while. If they have been looking in for a while, they sure do not feel hostile.

So… come on aliens, proclaim your presence and take me to see Elvis!