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Posted by HarshawJ in Ask Dad
on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 10:48:55 PM
in a "calm" mood.

Ask Dad

OK, since you all asked for this, here it is… the Ask Dad Column. I will attempt to do my best Ann Landers of Blogdom. So, go ahead, ask away, the door is always open and I do not charge five cents like Lucy Van Pelt.

So, first bit of advice: If you are feeling down, blog about it. I find that this bit of self analysis is good for most people. It allow the id and the ego to get together and figure things out.

Second Bit of advice: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar unless you are Bill Clinton. Most of the time a Banana is just a banana unless you need a bit of help in that department.

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Posted by HarshawJ on
09/01/05 09:29:31 PM

In order of asking:

1) No, but what a waste of some good herb.
2) Yes, depending on what faith the girl was who did the job on you.
3) Sure, at this point you can be herion freak and still be president if you have enough money and mom and dad are well enough connected.

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/01/05 09:49:18 PM

When did this start and do you have WindowXP? If you do have WinXP and it started recently, then you can do the system restore and set your system back to before it started popping up. If not, you will need to uninstall it, which you may be able to do through the "Uninstall Software". Also, if it installed software there may be an uninstall program.

Kind of hard to give you more exact instructions without seeng the problem. And while I did do the software tech thing in the past, it has been a long time since I put my TS (trouble shooting) skills to use.

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/01/05 10:14:16 PM

No problem... that is what Dad is here for, to answer your questions and give you swift slap up side your head when you need it.

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/05/05 12:34:10 PM

Wyvern.... Nah... this will be fun especially once I get the forums going...

- JB

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/05/05 09:05:09 PM

Yes I did... forums galore... You want to be a moderator? These do get moderated to a point...

- JB

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/05/05 10:10:52 PM

WyvernRose... Yeah, I kinda got that feeling a long time ago. There is definately the bit of the maveric about you... Hmm... kinda sexy if you ask me...

- JB

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/05/05 10:26:33 PM

Well, Boney just has to deal with it thn, huh? Cause I got the feeling that you are not going to change. Hmm ... Austrailia is only a 20 hour flight away....

maybe I could get down under you?
go down under on you?
come down on you?
or maybe I could eat you ... I mean meet you, halfway?
(no better all the way)

OK, so maybe I have to rise to the occassion, right, that would be go down for the occassion, or is you you would make me go down for the occassion?

I am so confused, you up would be my downer, so it I go down on you it is really getting it up... hey that's better than Viagra... oh ... forget it...

- JB

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/27/05 10:50:24 AM

OK, when you are publishing, you need only upload it and the image will insert itself into the code. No need to know where it is, just know that it will be put there. But...

If you are uploading an entry icon, you will notice under the "Entry Icon URL" after you upload and place the image the tag will show up in that field. You will see that you can place an image in many of thwe fields by selecting the area to place the image.

Likewise, you can cut the link out of one field, more it to another, change it a bit, format it differently and so on. There are a lot of options.

If you look under blogger support, there is a set of entries that describe the possibilities. Take a look.

- JB

Posted by HarshawJ on
09/27/05 11:12:01 PM

You did it already.... your cool...

- JB

Posted by on
10/29/05 10:19:01 PM

Laying back on the couch with a bowl of fruit in his lap
OK, Dad... I got this problem. Well, I'm told its a problem, but to me it seems just normal. I am too methodical in my dietary selections. I shop two weeks at a time. I am under budget constraints because I am underpaid for my genuis in convincing people that they actually need a second shirt or vest to go with their tuxedo if they are going to want a different look during a long cruise. I have no life, and my best friend lives 4 hours away by car. So I buy 14 frozen burritos (low salt, low fat, carb friendly, and under 300 calories), 14 snak-packs of applesauce, 14 bags of Ramen soup, 4 dozen eggs, a dozen bagels, 2 lbs of frozen veggies, Promise margarine, a 16-oz pack of cheese slices, occasionally 2 8pks of Peanut Butter filled Cheese crackers, and/or 2 8packs of Tapioca or Chocolate pudding. This is enough for a 2000-2500 calorie diet within constraints. Every now and then I get some fresh fruit or veggies and sometimes I break down and go out to eat say once a month. This is fine with me, but people I talk to tell me it is unhealthy and boring. I think that I am merely trying to survive (not live) until I can make a change in my life. That change may involve a change of scenery to a new city. What do you think? Am I having sex with a bowl of almonds, or am I just fucking nuts?
Crazy in Canoga Park

Posted by HarshawJ on
10/29/05 10:51:30 PM

Your Fucking Nuts.

Posted by HarshawJ on
10/31/05 09:12:38 AM

Well, that would depend on your kink level... if you are into plain-jane, I guess salted would be fine. On the other hand, Honey-Roasted could be a lot of fun too. Personally, BBQ nuts are good, but I draw the line at yogart cover nut. Chocolate nuts (Goobers) can be fun too, I like to suck the chocolate off then eat the nut, what about you?

- JB

Posted by HarshawJ on
10/31/05 09:57:46 PM

Yeah, I like the Blue Diamond Almonds too... I just gooble them up, they get your lips all salty and it make you lick you lips and you just want to eat more. I could provide those nuts it you will eat them all up and such... Yummy

- JB

Posted by HarshawJ on
11/09/05 06:28:28 PM

We know, and we love you too...

- JB

Posted by on
11/12/05 02:05:15 PM

Katey...
you don't know us very well, do you?

STD

Posted by on
11/13/05 03:48:34 AM

Ohh, but who could help themselves, Kate?
you are soooo loveable.....

and silvertongue, how's that smog treatin' you?

Posted by on
11/19/05 01:38:44 PM

Katey I would love to get to know you better... but then I would love to get to know many people much better. As for getting to know me better... that is a noble quest... or a lost cause, depending on your point of view

lushgirl smog? what smog? you are obviously misled by propaganda against the future Empire of Lost Angels. And in any case, if I have anything to say about it, the smog in The Valley of Smokes will not be my concern for very much longer. If I play my cards right, the roll of the dice I am taking will simply put me in peril of One-Armed Bandits. Nothing definite yet, but the stars are propituous ... Viva Las Vegas!

Posted by on
11/19/05 01:41:46 PM

katey I also don't remember I ever said I was in my right mind. I might be in my right and left minds simultaneously. Or I might be in someone else's mind (I can only hope). But hell, I'll laugh anyways!