Paris Hilton, a celebrity because she is a celebrity, has now found the darker side of the fame she so longs for. You see, the more visible you are the more the public will be watching, and because they are watching you will not be afforded any leniency in the actions and responsibilities you have.

For whatever the reason Judge Sauer in the Paris Hilton case specifically wrote “No Home Detention”, “No Electronic Monitoring” and a host of other restrictions on Paris’s sentencing. He was specific and to the point. When Sheriff Lee Boca decide that Paris had had enough jail time and let her go (against specific orders of the Judge) everyone found out that you do not mess with a Judge’s rulings. Upshot, Paris is once again in la Bastille. In this case fame and the public eye have been cast upon this case and no quarter can be cut for the rich, whiny heiress.

The funny thing is if she were less famous she would be out by now because of the ludicrous 10% program the sheriff has. (And people wonder why crime is up, it’s because jail is no longer a deterrent.) But there she is and I do not feel any sympathy for her now. In fact I have to laugh when she whines for her Mommy or cries as she realizes she has done this to herself and has no one to blame but herself. Her public identity has become her worst enemy to the sheer delight of most of the public.

I have to admit I am glad to see she is back in jail, it goes a long way in assuring me and maybe even the public at large that the rich and famous can’t openly flaunt their celebrity by getting away with everything. It is an equalizer that says we can go to jail just like Paris Hilton and there is comfort in that. OK, it is a cold comfort, but at least we are all in this world together.

Then there is the reason to let Paris out… turns out she is in the medical ward of the jail because her “serious medical conditions” (read parishatesjailidous) means she would not do well to being general population. Thus it is costing 10 times as much to house her than the average inmate. But seriously so what? The point is she is in jail and that is her sentence. This is what the Judge wanted and let’s all be honest, what most of the public wanted too.

Finally there are the desperate calls she makes from jail. She calls friends, she calls Barbra Walters, she probably tries to call for delivery. In any case the news get hold of these stories and we hear now that she has found god. Sure it is true that many inmates find god in prison, but do you really think after a few days Paris is so beaten down that the only place she can look is up to god? I find it hard to believe and again chuckle at the desperate nature of the stories. She is trying so hard to put a “nice” spin on it imprisonment that she is playing the god card… what a laugh.

So for now we watch the saga that is “Whiny Rich Girl Goes to Prison” and enjoy the comedy of it all because before long she will be out and of course there will be a party upon her release. Then she can get on and charge $100k per club opening and go back to being the rich little bitch we all know she is.

Someone sit on her dog, will you?