|
One-Liners
While I was scanning the web I found a page in Wired Magazine that listed a bunch of “Very Short Stories”. Basically there are one line stories under about 10 words that tell a story. Ernest Hemingway wrote one (and here it is, complete), “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” and called it his best work. I like it ,so thought I would give it a try myself. Here are my top 10:
10: No more Captain Crunch, game over.
9: With the truth revealed, God started again.
8: Can’t drink, can’t smoke, can’t fuck; I must be cybernetic.
7: Osama’s a Jew? Reboot.
6: Not all French are rude; reality check.
5: Money is not everything. The universe ended.
4: She wasn’t a virgin, duh.
3: Out of donuts; anarchy ensued.
2: Open for business, closed to ethics.
And my number one Very Short Story:
Three, two, one … shit.
Got a one-liner? Leave it in comments.
|
Posted by 
