Is there such a thing as too much sex? I was wondering. I mean I can understand if you have to walk the next day, those marathons are a bit excessive, but what is too much sex?

Once a year? Somehow I have a feeling sex once a year is not just too much, but far fewer encounters than most of us are willing to put up with. I mean if you do not have a choice, well, then you do what you must.

Once a month? Well, that is 12x better than once a year, but still not my idea of a lot of sex. Having come from a marriage that was just about at the frequency, I know for me it certainly was not enough. But getting closer.

Once a week? Now we are starting to get into the realm of reality. 4x better than once a month and 52x better than once a year at least it is bearable between encounters. And we are now getting into the national average at least.

Two or three times a week? From what I understand this is the national average. Most couples have sex this often, and I would agree that this is a good frequency. Enjoyable without being straining and everyone walks ok the next day.

Once a day? At 365x better than once a year, I think I could be very happy with this frequency. Now at this frequency I would expect that the sex is short and intense for the most part, and I think that is great. I would hope to mix it up with more luxurious sessions on a weekly basis maybe, but once a day is not unthinkable. Now I have to admit, if I am getting sex at this frequency I do not have to have it quite this often to be very happy, but there is nothing wrong with trying.

For those keeping count, that is 146,000 calories a year burnt off having sex. For the sicker minded, that is almost 3 gallons of semen a year. Think about that for a moment, then read the next paragraphs.

2x a day? Ok, sexual gymnastics it is. That is a lot of sex. Burning off and average of 800 calories a day having sex would be healthy, but could you keep it up? Would you have the libido to have sex that often? I KNOW I would not. Besides, 6 gallons a year? Ouch. I am not Mr. Ed. Women, you are not immune to fluid production either.

More than 2x a day? There is a thing called sexual addiction, I think you need help. At this frequency you would have to be extremely fit, and when not having sex, consuming a lot of extra food each day just to survive. I guess you could indulge at the rate of a Big Mac per sexual session a day without going “Super Size” but wow, that is a lot of sex. My opinion, seek therapy. Guys, let’s not even think about the production we would be involved with, to many gallons to think about. Women, think you would not have to use a lube at this point?

So for me, I would agree with the national average, maybe a bit more when I am feeling good. I would love to be about to do it about 4 or 5 times a week, with a very erotic and sensual session thrown in about once a week.

I like sex, and considering it is free and healthy, why would you want to limit it in any way. Do it to your hearts content. But for me, well, I am up for it (hopefully) if you are.

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