So, speaking of sleeping arrangements, how do you all handle the “W” Spot? You know, the wet spot that magically appears on the bed as passions increase and fluids are exchanges and excreted? Do you lay down towels? An extra sheet or two? (Is that enough?) Deft maneuvering with towels and bodies after sex? The old pull out over the body trick? How about the quick disengage and snap the legs shut? Condoms as a hygiene aid? Neoprene wetsuits? What?

Personally I like the deft maneuvering with towels method. It is fast, relatively mess free and simple to do once you have the move mastered. The only problem is you have to remember to have the towels ready and handy.

Let’s say for the sake of argument that you forgot all that in the midst of passion and produced a massive “W” spot. Do you get up and change the sheets, blankets, mattress pad, and so on? Or do you just live with it?

Ever create such a vast “W” that the only answer was a new mattress? Do you have a spare in the closet? Or do you do the old mattress flip in the middle of the night? I don’t know about you, but flipping that king size pad it a bitch. I mean, been there, done that.

OK, so let’s say that you are too lazy to clean up the “W”, who bites the bullet and gets it for the night? Do you flip a coin? Share the “W”? Trade off sleeping arrangements at 3 am in the morning? Or do you both just try to skirt the product of your lust and spend the night an additional two feet apart? Ever notice that skirting the issue never works? For whatever reason one or both of you are moving over it and then once you notice the moisture, faster than greased lightning, you’re back to the edge of the bed.

If someone every comes up with a good solution to this I think they will be a millionaire. Personally, I would by whatever solution they come up with as long as it worked.

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